Top Ten Reasons to Go to This Art Opening

10.  Art Openings are fun and entertaining.

 9.  It's free!
 8.  You might learn something about art (or about CB) that you didn't know.  

 7.  It's a rare opportunity to wear your tiara or top hat!

 6.  Art Openings make you seem more cultured than you really are.

 5.  It's a cheap date (See #9).

 4.  You could find a piece of art that you can't live without!

 3.  You get snacks and beverages!

 2.  Everyone wears black, and black is so slimming!

      ...and the number one reason to go to this art opening:

 1.  You get to see CB's artwork!